John Boehner 'Can't Imagine' Ever Supporting Gay Marriage

John Boehner 'Can't Imagine' Ever Supporting Gay Marriage Related Blogs Antiviral Art The Best Restaurant in New York Blackbag Defamer Disputations Documents Dodgeandburn Dog Domesticity Drugs Fine Vining Fortress America FrenchGawker Weird Internet Interviews Justice Morning After PhaseZero Politburo Rankings Gawker Review of Books Sausage Slowgawker Sony Hack One Man's Take The Cuck Themachines The Vane The West tktk True Stories Valleywag John Boehner 'Can't Imagine' Ever Supporting Gay Marriage 30.86K Mallory Ortberg 03/17/13 02:30PM Filed to: John Boehner John Boehner Gay Marriage Martha Raddatz Abc Using your imagination Appic Today John Boehner told Martha Raddatz, host of ABC's "This Week," that he "can't imagine" himself ever supporting gay marriage, even after Senator Portman's high-profile reversal on the issue. Top Republican Switches Sides on Gay Marriage After Son Comes Out Senator Rob Portman, an Ohio Republican and a top contender for the party's vice-presidential… MARTHA RADDATZ: Can you imagine yourself in a situation where you reversed your decision, as Portman has, on gay marriage if a child of yours or someone you love told you they were gay? SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman. All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. And I can't imagine that position would ever change. Did you know? There are actually a lot of things John Boehner can't imagine, such as: A duck and a cat who are friends Having a normal sized body but tiny, tiny hands That Spring Breakers could possibly live up to the hype Dying, like really dying, and not being alive, like forever though What traffic lights looks like if you're color blind A peanut butter cup that has dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate on the outside How they make that fake sugar that goes in sugarless gum Being a fighter pilot, or a majestic reindeer What happens to Atreyu at the end of the Neverending Story Why it's called the Neverending Story in the first place Having kids who move out of the house and don't mooch off of your family talk plan or steal your Netflix password, Christ, it is nine dollars a month and you sure seemed to have enough money for that ridiculous destination wedding to Vietnam for that friend you don't even talk to that much anymore Horses that can talk What everyday life must have been like in Colonial Williamsburg even after taking the tour [Image via AP] Terms of Service Privacy Policy